the day after is always just damage control
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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