It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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