He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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