I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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