i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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