Welp...herpes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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