I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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