I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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