It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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