Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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