I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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