You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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