Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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