KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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