It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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