redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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