i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.