dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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