Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did