That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."