Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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