the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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