there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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