Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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