I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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