i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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