my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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