Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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