So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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