That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!