im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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