Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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