whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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