nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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