No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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