so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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