16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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