your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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