Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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