I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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