Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
someone owes me an orgasm
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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