can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.