Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.