That's intense
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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