Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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