I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went