Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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