Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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