I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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