Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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