yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now