3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever