i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking