he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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